erectlocution ⊇ boxing jewels

He forgot this part of the conversation, “so, I’m going to cause I have to go to the bathroom.” I respond, “so you can’t poop and talk at the same time. You do all the time at home.” He responds, “Hold on a minute.” And in the background I hear him enter the stale and pull out his toilet seat cover and gently place it where his butt will lay. Not to mention that the stale he uses is the HANDICAPPED. Yes folks, he is the type that will choose the handicapped stales over all the others and use it. You may think that he is an asshole for this but really he’s just a self centered shitter.

PSS-Also I like how you don’t have any closing quote marks, since you were saying last night how you hate when people do that.

Posted by Danielle on 8 November 2005 @ 7pm

So, like, well, no. I said closing parentheses. Asshat. That, and the quotes there are symbolic rather than structural. Using an opening double-quote but not a closing double-quote is creating an incomplete structure, not unlike using an opening parenthesis but not a closing one.

Which, again, is what I was actually talking about. Actually.

Posted by Daniel on 8 November 2005 @ 10pm