We Make Great Pets
Jeff: power is nice
Me: Until the infidels rise up against you.
J: my God will crush them with a great fury because he is a kind and gentle god
M: Yes, a loving fluffy god you fear and love and fear some more.
M: You pray that his loving anger only makes you a better political candidate.
J: who is clearly not a violent god, though sometimes we kill because that is what we presume he wants
M: That’s right. God loves everyone equally, but some of us are created more equally than others, so we kill them.
M: Four legs good, two legs bad.
M: …to quote.
J: And though we may worship the same god, you may not worship him correctly so therefore need to be killed
M: Basically we picked the god who lets us kill the most people. Yeah, we talked to Vishnu and Ra, but they were more bureaucratic than active. When we found a record high number of references to genocide in our god’s vision statement, we stopped taking applications.
J: i like your thinking
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