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My Dog Ate My Frontal Lobe

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay


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I love the one about the “Second Tall Man” and the Dr Pepper one. I liked them all, but these were my favorite. Thanks for sharing.

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