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Thank You Credit Card Companies

Thanks to the fact that the snack shop in my office building doesn’t take credit cards, presumably due to the fact Visa et al charge high transaction fees, the two Cokes and bag o’ Combos I was going to buy went back on the shelves. My heart thanks you, my arteries thank you, and, I’m sure, in part, my rectum thanks you.

In Aldous, Foolishness on 28 September 2007 with no comments

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