Top of Mind
No, You Didn’t Ask, But So What?
Some thoughts:
- During some of my moods, I’m not a great lover of people. At those times, the poor human verisimilitude provided by automated telephone menus makes me, in no uncertain terms, want to kill all of you.
- Ladies: If you’re wearing shoes that look uncomfortable, e.g., you look like your toes are broken or you have broken glass between them, you don’t look good, nor tight, nor smokin’, nor sexy. You look like an idiot. The woman makes the clothes, but at the same time, comfortable women are much more attractive than women who, through their discomfort, expound for the world their poor judgment.
- Fellas: You’re not ballers, nor players. Just, like, STOP it. You seriously aspire to consort with the Icy Hot Stuntaz?
- At times like these, ninjas. F. T. W.
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