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That’s Not Me

They announced names. I listened.

“No, that’s not me.”

“That’s not me, either.”

This went on for the few days I was called in. Until Wednesday, the 27th.

They announced names. I listened.

“No, that’s not me.”

“That’s not me, eith–wait, that is me.”

“These jurors should go to lunch, and report back at 1:25.”

I didn’t leave. I told everyone I could that I had finally been called. I wrapped up my work, set my out-of-office message, shut my computer down. I ate lunch, cleaned up my mess, and packed my stuff away. I watched CNN, regretting the channel’s decline to sameness, and waited.

We assembled in the waiting area, we few who had been chosen to serve, at about 1:30. We waited. Finally, at about 1:45, the jury commissioner came in.

“Thank you for coming, but the judge doesn’t require your services today. Those of you in your second week of duty, you’re done. You don’t need to call the recording, you don’t need to come in tomorrow or Friday. Thank you for your service.”

The free donuts were no consolation.

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4 Comments

Well that was a bit anticlimactic, huh. I’ll have you know I was praying for a juicy homicide for you :)

That’s a surprisingly popular sentiment. +) Where prayer fails, action prevails, right? Go out an’ get you some, HOO-AH!

Dang, that must have sucked. How can you live your jury fantasy now??

Luckily, the Cincinnati law enforcement community aspires to illegalize everything except Friday poker night and misogyny, and since the Hamilton county is on the decline, the probability that I’ll be chosen again is increasing.

I might need to vote for McCain, though, just as an ace up my sleeve.

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