Just Give It Time
Not poignant, and barely unbland enough to publish, but—seriously, folks—you could do to let winter have you for a while before you’re rushing shorts and sunscreen onto ad space and shelves. If I don’t experience at least one apocalyptic snowfall this season, I’m going to hold it against all you impatient, well-toned, beautiful people who can’t wait for tan lines you didn’t have to pay hourly to get.
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