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Where the Rubber Meets…Pedro?
Innovation. I likes me some innovation. Some people ask, “Daniel, why, after over seven years, haven’t you tired of your job?”
“Innovation,” I tell them. “It’s all around me, like a creative æther.”
Case in point: Today, my company announced a refreshed intranet for its North American properties. They [...]

In Idiots We Trust

I’m on jury duty. I’ve been waiting for years for this opportunity. Honestly. I know it’s not 12 Angry Men or Law & Order: Melodrama Unit; that’s not what I want. What do I want? I’ll tell you.
I want to sit shoulder-to-shoulder with people I don’t know, who’ve been assembled [...]

On Empathy

You’ve got this friend, see, who gets car sick. But you don’t, and so lacking any grounding for empathy, you motor like you’re competing on So You Think You’re a Stunt Driver, and said friend gets tastes lunch again. Your friend remains your friend despite the fact that you’re an asshat, and this [...]

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