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Tweetdate 2007-11-27:

My will for disciplined work ethic has almost completely dissipated in the face of interesting discussions. #
Please understand that "interesting discussions" might involve porn, computational equivalence, or dog grooming. #
I’m going to lunch, perchance to dream of lunching somewhere in some context in which I don’t look forward to lunch. #
@dunstan I’d say that’s a [...]

Tweetdate 2007-11-20:

Twitter should have a "/me" feature, a la IRC. #
My intarweb am scrood. #
Blocking IMified for now. Twitter feeds spew repeatedly. Not sure if it’s Twitter, IMified, or my colon. #

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Tweetdate 2007-11-19:

I’m pondering a way to make "going to work" and "entertaining homicidal rage" antonymous. So far, no dice. #
@adactio Telelimbonics. #

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Tweetdate 2007-11-16:

If you are going to use parentheses, fucking close them correctly. Do you make a sandwich with one piece of bread (folding doesn’t count)? #

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Twitter Updates for 2007-11-14

Slept not a wink, in literal terms. My brain is all stewy with brainy fatigue chemical things. Over and out. #
I AM EAT OF TOO MANY CHEEZ-ITS. #
@snookca Maybe Disqus? It’s actually a forum, but it’s integrable inline in your blog if you’d like. Or so I hear. #
I believe [...]

Twitter Updates for 2007-11-13

Pondering and plotting how he can get out of this dead-end job and into a new dead-end job. #
@Malarkey http://www.warwickequest.co.uk/ is beautiful. #
God, if you’re listening, I’d be tempted to start believing in you if you can review my CV and help me procure employment elsewhere. #
By show of hands, do air quotes *always* [...]

Twitter Updates for 2007-11-12

I wonder if anyone has ever described flipping the middle finger as a "slight of hand"? #
Overheard: "I’m not really that anal; I just need things to be right." #
I am leaving. Now. To go homeward. To painted rooms and unpainted woman. That is the way of…stuff. #

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