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On Ted, Assholes, and God

In Aether, Aldous, Venom on 24 April 2008 with 1 comment

On the virtues of being an asshole, crazy people, bowel movements, and divinity.

An Open Letter to Whomever Stole My Bike

In Aldous, Foolishness, Venom on 28 August 2007 with 2 comments

Thank you for taking my bike, either this morning or last night (I assume). I’ve been almost embarrassed to ride the thing for some time now. Anyone who knows me knows I’m a man of culture, style, and grace, and that bike would never have been confused with any of those. By [...]

On Potentially Unscrupulous Caveats

In Aldous, Foolishness, Venom on 29 December 2005 with no comments

I am by no means a designer, but I managed to knock together a logo for a friend’s organization, and received in return a $25 gift certificate for Dick’s Sporting Goods. These holidays make for relatively light work volume for me, not least due to how convenient an excuse they provide to blow off [...]